Longest unintentional string of Pilish words

Longest unintentional string of Pilish words
Who
Remembering Angie
Where
United States
When
2003
"Pilish" is a style of English writing in which the lengths of successive words correspond to the digits of the mathematical constant ¼ (pi, or 3.14159...). It is possible to compose poems and novels in this dialect, but strings of words following the rules of Standard Pilish appear unintentionally in existing works. The most consecutive digits of ¼ known in a published work is nine, discovered by Michael Keith (USA) in a line of dialogue in the book Remembering Angie(2003) by E Ray Jones (p.110): "Number TWO, I HAVE A LARGE CONTAINER OF POTATO salad in the cooler. Split it three ways for us." [our caps] reflecting the digits 3, 1, 4, 1, 5, 9, 2, 6. An unintentional 10-digit word string, discovered by Michael Keith (USA), appeared on a Model Railroader Magazine blog post in December 2009, when JoeinPA commented: "David has given YOU A VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD PROCEDURE TO FOLLOW. SINCE YOU have not done any CV programming you shouldŠ" [our caps]. The capitalized words have lengths of 3, 1, 4, 15, 9, 2, 6, 5, and 3 letters, corresponding to 3.141592653.