Fastest pacifist completion of Postal 2 (Enhanced Mode)

A pacifist speed-run challenges players to complete a game as fast as possible while killing the lowest possible number of enemies (usually "zero"). On 6 August 2017, Scottish PC player "Lonne" achieved a pacifist completion in the Enhanced Mode of Running with Scissors' satirical and controversial FPS Postal 2 (2003) in 32 minutes 1 second, as verified by Speedrun.com. A successful pacifist run in this game greets players with the congratulations message "Thank you for playing, Jesus!" at the final statistics screen.